Search Engine Shenanigans

While “the otherwhirled” is still too new to be as popular as the famous Mock, Paper, Scissors or Happy Jihad’s House of Pancakes, nevertheless, I am finally getting enough traffic over here to follow in their fine tradition of reporting the search engine terms that cause people to stumble into the otherwhirled. I may or may not make this a weekly endeavor. The following list is from the past week.

  • condoleezza rice, Condoleezza Rice, condoleeza rice, condi rice, condoleezza, “condoleezza rice” (and other variations on the spelling) ~ methinks some folks are just way too fixated.
  • condoleezza rice nude ~ sick, sick people. her heart belongs to some other would-be-king, not to you!
  • may december romances ~ that’s Tengrain’s fault from this post while i was away
  • “american idol” ~ yes, i’m sure i am!
  • jcpenney and sunglasses ~ fun for the whole wardrobe!
  • in futile ~ you know, i feel the same way sometimes
  • spicey girls ~ don’t worry, Mrs. Beckham. there is only you
  • the bald look ~ as discussed before, with the exception of Bing McGhandi, the bald, bearded look is simply crazy
  • fist dildo move ~ i’m stumped
  • ruttin ~ being married for over a decade, i’m not sure i’m exactly an authority on such subject matter….
  • young and tender ~ looks like i got a visit from the Romney campaign
  • her first punishment ~ sounds like fun, if you’re into that kind of thing
  • The Private Secretary” Love Doll ~ sadly, i only advertise the political…er…flavors of such things

and then there are frequent searches by photographer name, which the otherwhirled responds to because i have the citations in the image “alt” tags in addition to the text. i hope these great photographers don’t mind the unsolicited editorializations upon their works, but it’s certainly fun to do!

so there you have it, my first official installment of Search Engine Shenanigans. i’m certain your lives feel more complete now! mine sure does!

What a difference a day makes

Sadly, Tilly is on her way back to the shelter. She’s over-aggressive, both to humans and kittens. I personally felt like more time might change things, but the Spouse-Unit and #1 Daughter did not. Thankfully, Mouse (or whatever her name shall be) is bonding quite tightly with #1 Daughter, and that’s a very good thing. Jupiter certainly likes #1 Son as well. Looks like Mrs. Degidio, who’s looking more for a cat, will have to wait.

What happened was that we had a friend who said she’d have a kitten for #1 Daughter last Thursday. When that didn’t happen, we went to the shelter and wound up getting kittens for #1 Son and #1 Daughter. After we got home yesterday, our friend called wanting the Spouse-Unit to pick up Mouse for #1 Daughter. I think the premise that two young animals together are better than one is very true, but apparently three is indeed a crowd. Poor Tilly wound up not being friendly with anyone other than the Spouse-Unit and myself. She’s an exuberant kitten, however, and will fit into the right home, I have no doubt. She’s one of those personalities, I think, that would be better off as the queen of her domain, with no other interfering cats or kittens around.

I will edit this post with links to the Sioux Falls shelter when I find it. Please support your local animal shelter!

We Gots Kittunz!

i present Jupiter and Tilly, the two newest members of the Krause-Gee clan. and of course, as luck would have it, we are also now keeping Mouse for Mrs. Degidio. joyfulness abounds in #1 Daughter’s room, which has become the kitten sanctuary, even though Jupiter is #1 Son’s and Mouse is temporary!

this are Jupiter. yes, he has different eye-colors.

Jupiter


and this are Tilly. it’s not a tumor, it’s a paw. oh, the cuteness….

Tilly

a mini-gallery of selections from the recent invasion also exists.

And now for something completely different

(© 2002 Dawnne Gee) Sir Pluto the Spoiled (shown here) and his adoptive brother, Sir Gingka the Confused are about to be joined by two new members of the feline species in what will, undoubtedly, become a virtual orgy of cat litter, catnip, and cat toys which the two elder Knights of the Family Other will have no desire to share. To spare this blog from becoming yet another of those happy-cutesy-pie-in-the-sky photos-of-my-ignorant-pet kind of places, my personal blog perpetual dawnne, which typically doesn’t get posted to very much because it typically requires actual writing, will become yet another place to find such content. You have been warned.

And now for something completely different

(© 2002 Dawnne Gee) Sir Ginka The Confused (shown here) and his adoptive brother, Sir Pluto the Spoiled, are about to be joined by two new members of the feline species in what will, undoubtedly, become a virtual orgy of cat litter, catnip, and cat toys which the two elder Knights of the Family Krause-Gee will have no desire to share. As a result, this heretofore infrequently updated blog will no doubt become one of those happy-cutesy-pie-in-the-sky photos-of-my-ignorant-pet kind of places. I have pointed people here from my notoriously acerbic blog, the otherwhirled, not that that should matter to any of you, but I provide the link as a reminder that you probably don’t immerse yourselves into all the nooks and crannies of my personality that you can. I am, after all, the center of the universe.

Er scratch that. No doubt, the cats (especially the two new kittens) are the center of the universe. ‘Nuff said, I’m sure!

i guess if the shoe fits…

…i should wear it…


My Liberal Identity:

You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

Take the quiz at www.FightConservatives.com

i’ll admit that surprised me at first. i assumed i’d rank somewhere near to “new left hipster” (like the infamous Dr. Monkey van Monkerstein), but i think this is a pretty accurate depiction of my core values, of which this blog is merely an extension. besides, mocking is more fun from the position of a believed intellectual superiority. it’s only fair dammit. i don’t really think of myself as an elitist, though. i know i’m not the greatest person in the world. i am, after all, second to my future self!