in lieu of Search Engine Shenanigans and scantily-clad photoshop jobs of the madame who is secretary of state, i thought i’d share with you some of the ‘usernames’ or subject titles that currently show up in my Akismet spam queue. it really makes you wonder what people are thinking…

• patch perfect ~ obviously, they didn’t watch ‘Patch Adams’ in its entirety
• kcfd cyjokv ~ you know, i think i trademarked that one after a particularly long weekend of drinking back in my college days. i may have to sue for plagiarism!
• free cash casinos ~ yeah….right.
• christian song lyrics and tabs ~ absolutely disgusting!
• thank you notes for interviews ~ which oddly links to one of the ubiquitous online casinos. whatever!
• DelaUtept ~ cautions us: “a long ago for you was not much interesting found for you on otherwhirled.wordpress.com I advise to call on my resource on a fight against such spam spam to fasts of vstrech’ in ether if I to whom both may need or I in icq” ~ well, isn’t THAT special?
• analiwx ~ has cheap viagra for us. how thoughtful!
• birthday party clown detroit michigan ~ i suppose that might have been fun, but the clown forgot to even include a link!
• home remedies for nail fungus ~ these people really are quite helpful, aren’t they?
• find rockhopper on club penguin ~ it begins to sound like an old Infocom game…
• nez perce corn husk bag ~ i always wanted one of those!
• how to drive a golfball ~ Step 1. Make yourself really, really small.
• furniture exposed to tear gas ~ bean-bag chairs with post traumatic stress disorder. like new!
• realty in west mobile alabama ~ you know you’re a redneck if you can replace all four tires on your ’67 Chevy with the ones on your house!

sorry, i didn’t feel like doing photos this morning…maybe later.