ah…finally enough time has elapsed that i was able to collect more than simple, boring search references for naked madame secretaries and photographers looking for use and abuse of their works.

in this installment of Search Engine Shenanigans (previous installments are here and here), i’m going to dispense with even mentioning that people primarily come here (apparently from all over the globe) looking for nude photos of Condoleezza Rice. so, not only will you not see various spellings of her name listed below, i will refrain from making mention of the fact that there are obviously several hundred perverts in the crowd.

so, with no further ado, and in no particular order, below are this installment’s most titillating search terms which led visitors to the otherwhirled in the past week or so.

• perverts r us ~ lovely. it’s good to know i’m probably contributing to the delinquency of our youth.
• fred thompson on pedophiles ~ perhaps old Fred preaches to the choir in that regard, huh?
• may december romance ~ one of Tengrain’s contributions to the otherwhirled continues to live on!
• bald men attraction ~ that should make Bing happy, anyway!
• unconfirmed sources ~ they’re the best kind, or at least that’s what the reporters at Fox News seem to think!
• spicey girls ~ ah, but there is really only one, Mrs. Beckham!
• “kick ‘em in the other knee” video ~ this results in one of the now-many posts where Yahoo or some other source has cycled out the referenced photo.
• june december romance ~ heh. may, june, what’s the difference?
• housekeeping pichers ~ there were two searches on this one. i find it both intriguing and sad.
• hegemony ~ yep, there’s plenty of that around the blogosphere.
• world’s largest condom ~ yes, apparently, it is.
• zen cabin ~ a wonderful blog to visit. you should do so.
• lolcons ~ so qt. so frry. so fun!
• talk to the hand humor ~ is funny if you can handle it!
• draft bush ~ yeah, no shit. at least two of ‘em could do something worthwhile with the armchair general rhetoric.
• biguns ~ there’s all sorts of big boobs in Washington, D.C.
• frozen woolly mammoth ~ it’s the coolest!
• polar opposites and blurring ~ sounds kinky. i hope this visitor stayed around for a while!
• “Lookit Here!” ~ that’s the whole point of this, isn’t it?
• after rove, is condi next to go ~ a damn fine question.
• contest impossible thing to do ~ ummmm: i can’t make this result in anything on the otherwhirled, but i’ll take the hit anyway.
• danger bear ~ EEEEEKKK!
• other might have forget ~ yeah, like how to form a sentence?
• sciolism ~ a little-understood word that i blogged about a while back.
• otherwhirled ~ well, holy shit. exactly one out of several thousand search-engine users were actually looking for the otherwhirled. my karma sucks. o well….

and on that note…catch you next time!

So, I didn’t manage to write anything today (and I neglected to get anything written in days previous and have them pre-dated to publish today), so I get like a quarter of the visitors. Not even people looking for nude photographs of Condoleeza Rice came by today. Fickle readers! Most people like it when I shut the hell up. Oh well, I guess you’ll have to keep visiting to find out when I sail off the radar!

Anywho, commander other is back in the otherwhirled, looking at a hellacious schedule (for the next couple of months at least). We’ll just see if I get anything posted again….EVER!

But I kid, of course. Posting is so much more fun than performing legitimate work for clients or spending quality time with family!

In the meantime, allow me to draw your attention to this little gem, which I didn’t see today because I was mostly driving. Damn, that makes me hungry all over again! Thanks, Tengrain!

~ I’ll be back to the regularly-scheduled idiocy in the morning. Expect more LOLcons, though. While I was unsurprised to find that such are not unique thoughts per se, they’re something I thought of doing several months ago (when i first “discovered” the icanhascheesburgr site), and I’m very much glad to see that it has taken off without me. This maintains my always-late-for-the-party approach to life, after all….

Fairlane at Jonestown has been blogrolled (see the “Opinion” group on the right). You should go visit there. And do it now, dammit! He’s nearing his 10,000th visitor mark, and if it’s you, you might receive a brand-new Porsche!

…or…not.

But who knows what Fairlane will be offering when his visitor count reaches the number of executive orders written by Chimpy. And as an added bonus, you can even find out that number over there!

As I already noted, I’ve become a bit enamored with the ClustrMaps thingy over there on the right. It’s been kinda fun to have around. I know it doesn’t do much, but it is, after all, the little things in life that provide our pleasure.

If that wasn’t true, I’m sure I wouldn’t have managed to sire four children. You’re welcome to interpret that however you desire.

Anyway, I decided to use a small portion of what little discretionary funding I have at my disposal to upgrade my ClustrMaps subscription. Tomorrow or sometime soon, you will be able to click on different continents for a more detailed distribution of your fine visiting selves. Knock yourselves out.

And keep in mind as you look at each little dot, you all have something in common. Well, at least about 54% of you do.

Your apparent fondness of nude Condoleezza Rice photos.

I tremble for the fate of humanity.

Okay, that wasn’t fair. I’m actually quite impressed to have such a high number of conservative readers who have a “thing” for Condi mixed in with those few you who might enjoy my witticisms.

i just spent half an hour, after getting up late, looking through my sources of ‘snarkography’ and i came up pretty short because my brain is not yet fully engaged, and i have a very full plate today that’s already looming over my head. if something that i saw this morning pops a funny into my head later on, i’ll post it. otherwise, it might have to wait until this evening, i’m afraid. sorry about that! sometimes the snark flows freely, and on other days, i kinda have to work on it. no doubt it has something to do with getting old. {sigh}